artofseductionlxix:

best reply ive ever seen

artofseductionlxix:

best reply ive ever seen

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surprisebitch:

i was singing along to a song that had “bitch” in the lyrics, and my parents who are religious told me “you shouldnt be saying that word!”

and i’m just like

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srsfunny:

The Sad Life Of A Janitorhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

The Sad Life Of A Janitor
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”

You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Zucchini Lasagna (Without the Pasta Sheets)…RECIPE

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srsfunny:

Raising Kids Is About Being Louderhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Raising Kids Is About Being Louder
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fuckyeahlavernecox:

"If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."


Side note: For a moment there I thought she was going to say “You really should go fuck yourself” but I suppose this is a lot more graceful and polite :P

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lauriejuspeczyk:

im lAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HARD MARIO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT IN THE BACK

lauriejuspeczyk:

im lAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HARD MARIO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT IN THE BACK

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